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look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
better
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A woman recently went to use a Kotex brand tampon and fortunately was a little clumsy getting it out of the packaging and discovered patches of mold growing all over the product that was seconds away from being inserted inside her. She wrote to the manufacturer and was horrified to discover that this is fairly common and received nothing more than a cookie cutter apology and some coupons to buy more of their products.
I urge anyone who uses this brand or other brands of tampons to pay closer attention when using or to perhaps consider switching to a different type of reusable product such as a Diva Cup or washable cloth liners. This is absolutely repulsive and although I no longer have periods, I felt I should inform my followers about this for their own health and safety.
AHHHHHHHHHH NO GOD NO
THE FUCK!
HOLY SHIT FUCK PISS DAMN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
DDDDD:
Have you got a particular skill that people might not know about? (x)
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I hope Rick Santorum frantically runs to the hospital wing when he finds out Ron’s been poisoned, but runs out crying when Ron says Hermione’s name when he’s unconscious instead of Rick’s.
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UUUUUUGHHHHH. SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME ADDERALL AND THE MENU FOR SZECHUAN EXPRESS. I HAVE NINE AND A HALF HOURS TO WRITE AN EIGHT PAGE PAPER ON THE MAXIMILLIAN AFFAIR FOR MY LATIN AMERICAN STUDIES CLASS.
WHY AM I EVEN TAKING THAT COURSE? I’LL PROBABLY NEVER GO TO LATIN AMERICA IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
… THAT’S WHAT GENERAL LORENCEZ SAID! RIGHT, GUYS?
RIGHT?
ANYBODY?
AHHHH, YOU’RE ALL HOPELESS.
IS ANYONE EVEN HOME?
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charlotte fan art by austen
Jim Moriarty, consulting criminal.
